Things I Want to Ask My Past Self

I understand a lot of why I have done what I've done. I do however have a few questions for past Anna....

1. What was the thought behind the bright aqua cords? You have never worn brightly colored pants, much less ones WITH TEXTURE.

2. How many pairs of sunglasses does one face truly need? Not the 800 I have accumulated, or the box I somehow came by.

P.S. I am super seksi in clean mode

wasn't kidding about the box